So My hubby came home tonight after be gone for a long time. work keeps away, alot. that is fine, it is really no biggie here. But he came home to a trashed house. Keep in mind the kids had a three day weekend and I had a kid sick all this past week.
He says, "Isn't there some way we (you) can keep the kids from trashing the house?
Me, "Yes, if I tie them up."
Hubby, "Well can't you just, oh i dunno, watch them? So that way you can keep track of where they are at all times and make sure that they are cleaning up there toys before they get new ones out. maybe just keep them in one room of the house.
(dear reader, we have a small house, some might even call it tiny. we have ONE room!! then teh bedrooms. If i wanted to spend all day with my children in one room.....they would have to instutionalize me by the end of that day)
Me, (I my head of course) WELL DUH! WHY HADN'T I THOUGHT OF THAT! GEESH I AM A COMPLETE IDIOT!!
Me, "Well, I am usually pretty busy and don't have time to sit and watch them all day long to make sure they clean up after themselves."
Hubby, "Can't you just train them to do it themselves. You know, take the time out of your day and parent them?"
Me, ( In my head) WHERE ARE THE KEYS TO THE GUN SAFE?
Me, That is a great idea dear, i will give that some thought.
Now mind you dear reader, we are having this conversation on saturday night. and those out there that are LDS know you do not mess with a woman on saturday night! I am doing a lesson, making sign up sheets, making poster boards for the up comming activity and of course the newletter for the month. sure, sure i had all week to work on this list but why? when i have saturday night?
so that, dear officer, is why i had to kill the man. i have just one question, it is considered "justifiable homicide"?