Friday, December 31, 2010

Another Beautiful day at home.

hug and kisses

love
Jenn

Thursday, December 30, 2010

There is sunshine in my soul today!!


hug and kisses

love
Jenn

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Dearest Readers,

I hear that you all want more amusing stories from Brown World. Well guess what? There is not any. But I am not allowed to say that. Oh no! I am not allowed to say I am having a hard time as a mom. I am not allowed to say I am overwhelmed. I am not allowed to show any sort of emotion that shows that I am not doing Freaking Fantastic!! Because the moment I show any sort of emotion that does not agree with every one it is thrown back at me in such a hurtful way that I MUST be wrong for feeling so. So I will say what you all want me to feel.


I am so fullfilled as a mother. I have no desire to have any sort of friendship or even leave my home for that matter. I love being home 24/7 with all five of my wonderful, adorable, beautiful children. How could I EVER want for anything more in my life? I am completely blissed out. I am complete. Why should I even bother to try to do anything at all to find happiness for myself? That is just complete selfishness. This is not about me. I have no needs, no wants or desires. I am a perfect mother. I am at that constant beck and call. I have no need for hobbies. Those are for women that cannot find fullfillment in their children. I will be all happy, happy, joy, joy!

So I really hope you enjoy insincerity as much as I do. This is going to be a fantastic blog! hugs and kisses to all.

love
jenn

Friday, December 24, 2010

I am begining to think I am not the best influence on my children.

So Daniel has had a stomach bug. He was up puking on Tuedsay night. By Thursday he was fine and dandy. This morning he informed me he is "shooting bile out his butt" and was worried that it is more than just a flu bug. I told him that is totally normal and laughed. He said "I would not laugh if I were you. You are gonna have to wash out the skidmarks" I quickly quit laughing.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

BUT, MMMMOOOOOOMMMMMM.......

some mom's thrive at being a "mom." i am not one of them. don't get me wrong, i love my children a lot.but winter break is hard. it is cold, wet, and snowy out. my house is roughly the size of a postage stamp and i am sick. i have a terrible cold. my body hurts, my head is filled with snot and i wanna just go hide in my room until school starts again....in TWO WEEKS!! We get on eachother's nerves. I can bond with my children, but i prefer if other people were bonding with them right now. There sweet little voices are like nails on a chalk board right now. All their questions are making my head want to explode which would result in just another mess for me to clean up. Please pray for me and my children, that we shall make it through these next two weeks without any lasting, emotional damage.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Another establishment that we leave with our heads hung in shame


The girls wanted to go here for their birthday dinner. Bonus, I did not have to cook! Double bonus, I don't have to buy them anything other than a drink. They have all you can eat free peanuts. I only have to feed the three other thugs.
Anna started feeling unwell right before we left. She felt warm when we sat down. She ate like a trooper. I spent the time shuttling girls to go potty, get refills, get more peanuts, get ketchup for their brothers fries they were snatching. Basically doing everything but eating.
Then "it" happened. It was pink, her favorite color, and well I was glad I had not eaten. Anna barfed 3 times! all on the floor, but in a different spot eachtime. Yes, I saw the look of horror on the other diners faces. I sent Daniel to the counter for re-enforcements. We tried to make a quick escape. Ya, that just does not happen with this crew. Nor were they quiet about it. It does not help that I was laughing to myself as we left.
As we loaded back up into the car to go home and open up birthday presents Anna stated, "That was the best birthday dinner ever!" I love my kids!! They make this blog possible!

Monday, December 6, 2010

Remiss

It was brought to my attention, very subtly, that i have been remiss in my blogging. I am so,so sorry. Really I have not had a lot to laugh about lately. This holiday season is kicking my butt. Turns out I am not a fan of having my butt kicked. But that is a topic for another post.

Last night Raquel, our large, white, hairy dog that loves to shed, and she is very good at it. Anyways she comes in at night. Last night she came in with a wad of crap stuck to her fur that was the size of a tennis ball. NOT KIDDING! Daniel noticed it first. I cornered her in the kitchen. For some reason me calling her with fear in my eyes and a large scissors in my hands made her very nervous. So I had to make Daniel straddle her backwards, hold her hips with his thighs and pull up on her tail. (ya, it did not look any better than it sounds) I went at her with a plastic bag covering one hand and scissors in the other. I had to set up shop next to the trash can because I kept on gagging. No, sadly, the poop was not frozen because that would have helped with the smell. This clump was firmly attached though. I gave her a nice "privacy cut" and told her what went on in this kitchen can never, ever be discussed among us again. We still cannot look each other in the eye.