Sunday, July 26, 2009

Little facts that i never wanted to know.

Fact one: Poo that has been smeared then dried on textured walls is impossible to get off.

Fact two: 2 Tablespoons of Lawry's Seasoning Salt eaten straight causes immediate and intense vomiting.

Fact Three: If you jam your finger down your sisters throat you can make her vomit the water she was hoarding in her cheeks out her nose.

Fact Four: 1/2 can of condensed Cream of Mushroom Soup eaten straight out of the can will cause vomiting that will last all night long. It also smells so nasty you will never want to use cream of mushroom soup ever again.

Fact Five: Underwear after an Atomic Weggie should just be thrown away. It cannot be salvaged.

hmmm. that is all i have time for right now. the natives are getting restless.

1 comment:

  1. I had to put down the beef stroganoff I was eating as I read this...because it contains cream of mushroom soup. Wow you have a busy household!