This is Joe. Joe is a clam shell. Jakey went to a seafood buffet and discovered the tasty treat that is steamed clams. And the best part is, when you are done eating you can make a friend out of the shell. He made two friends that night, Bob and Joe. you will notice that Bob is not in the picture. Bob met an untimely and gruesome end. Joe and Bob went to school with Jakey. It was a Wednesday, P.E. day. Bob was in Jakey's pocket, Joe was wise enough to stay in the classroom, and they were doing the army crawl. Bob tried "to be all that he could be" but alas got smooshed. he was just a shell of a man to begin with. this did not help his complex. But he clammed up and took it like a man ( i could keep these puns going all night) anyways, jakey came home very sad as he emptied Bob from his pocket. we felt it only proper to give him a burial at sea. jakey is already looking forward to another seafood buffet.