1. Lego, Queen Anne's Revenge
only a mere $119.00 at your local Walmart
$179 for the 8g. model
3. DSI not an XL
$169 he saved me a few bucks by downgrading from an XL
4. Art Supplies
Very reasonable request. He must have been suffering from lack of oxygen for this to have slipped in.
5. Paints with the color Brown
I am very concerned why brown must be included in this paint set. He has mentioned he need for brown quite a bit. He also like to draw pictures of poo. Possible connection?
Another year of him dealing with dissapointment.
7. Bowie Knife
Only if Jake gets one too. And how ever dangerous you think Ike is with a knife, triple it and you will have Jake's skill level.
Only after you pass your ninja training. And we do not know of any ninjas offering training.
9. Beaker, Test Tubes, Flasks
Hmm, this sounds safe. Why not allow him to do chemical experiments in his room. Oh, wait. Because odds are Jakey would not be waking up the next morning.
10. Survival Gear
Now this will come in handy seeing how Ike's dream in to live in a concrete bunker built into the side of a mountain. *mental note, make sure future spouse of Ike gets the booklet of all of Ike's past christmas lists.
11. Nuclear Power Plant
I told him that this will make all his hair fall out and his nether regions shrivel up. He seemed unphased by these facts.
12. Power in the middle east
We will start off small, I plan on just giving him our power bill and see how he deals with that first.
13. The Moon
Sorry, Bill Gates already owns this.
Cheese. Need I say more?
Cannot buy happiness.
Thank you for reading along. Hope you enjoyed.