So Daniel has had a stomach bug. He was up puking on Tuedsay night. By Thursday he was fine and dandy. This morning he informed me he is "shooting bile out his butt" and was worried that it is more than just a flu bug. I told him that is totally normal and laughed. He said "I would not laugh if I were you. You are gonna have to wash out the skidmarks" I quickly quit laughing.