What is this new thing?
Could it be a new video game?
Maybe the new wii 2?
Possibly the iPad that I too even covet?
Nope. None of the above. Sorry, we are just not that exciting.
What has caught his curiosity and taste buds is..........

So I went to the market I usually shop at around my house and low and behold, they did not have Wonder Bread!!! I was stunned.

I am guessing I am gonna have to break down and go so Safeway to find it. Then my children can experience the pure bliss of eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on Wonder Bread. Hope the memory stays with them for a while because if they think I am gonna pay $4 for a loaf of bread on a regular basis then they are out of their gourds. (Which is a condition I have suspected for a long time.)